Monthly Archives: March 2007

A lot has happened on the planet since Tuesday’s episode. The pony hawk swept the nation, Cover Girl’s stock went up by 70%, and millions… Read More

When my eyes opened this morning I felt like I was still dreaming, I was so excited. I called a couple of my Asian fruit… Read More

Today in Trash Talk: Scientists make human sheep, Nina Garcia makes a human baby, and TMZ makes us shudder.

A couple of summers ago, I was feeling depressed, so a friend suggested I do charity work. Nothing to make you feel better about yourself… Read More

Hey there people. Sorry it has been a couple of days since I have posted new content. Top Design, Trash Talk, and The View will… Read More

Well, ladies and gents, the first huge star of the season has been born. Since Tuesday night, the sobbing little girl in the AI audience… Read More

Today in Trash Talk: Kim Bauer’s many violent deaths, The Boy Scout Break-Out comes home, and Paris and Nicole torture fat kids.

I wasn’t going to write about The View today because frankly I wanted to binge at the Soup Plantation and go see 300 instead, but… Read More

As the show begins, I’m worried. Tink is so weighed down by an extra huge body mic and another drab grey suit he can barely… Read More

Today on The View! Barbara is a babblehead, Elizabeth is a moron, and The Secret is that you just wasted a bunch of money on… Read More

This morning in Trash Talk: Happy Anniversary, War in Iraq!, Road Rage is caused by a-holes, and Naomi mops up.

In today’s edition of Trash Talk, Heather Mills gets stomped, Richard Hatch is untouchable, and John McCain doesn’t like being called ugly.