FlipitTypes TV – Recaps, Gossip, and Trash Talk

Tonight on Project Runway, models are confronted with their greatest fear: CARBS.

Potatoes were in those things before you were. EEEEWWWWW!!!

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Welcome to the booziest awards show of the year! Well, except the Grammy’s, but we’ll get to that later this month. I invited my good friends Monamonzano and Amanda over and we downed a few bottles of wine and some Little Caesar’s (of course) while pointing at the TV and laughing really hard. This isn’t a recap, per se, just some friends having a good time in front of a giant TV with a dog at our sides that had some really sour wind. Join us, won’t you? This is the 2010 Golden Globes!!

I will be going for a solid MEH tonight.

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This is a continuation of the first part of the Golden Globes, which you can find here.

Mona: Stop fingering the award! This isn’t The Lovely Bones!

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Tonight on the Season 7 Premiere of Project Runway, tears! Old American Idol runner ups! Kors with a (possibly) legitimate tan! Come on in!

Alright, Kors, now you’re overdoing it.

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It’s been two whole months since we last saw a decent Irina death scene, and I know you’re all pleased as punch to be back here. This season of Project Runway doesn’t have a title, so I’m going to give it one to make me feel better about last time: “Season 7: Oops, Our Bad Sorry We Call Do Over!” I was a little hesitant at first, but then I saw the commercial. Whatever Lifetime is up to with this one, I’m liking it already.

Girrrrrrl!!

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Tonight, on the season premier of American Idol, all sorts of diseases get golden tickets and Mo’Nique finds out she was nominated for an Oscar.

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This week on The Real World, Dorkus gets shot down but picks himself up and gets himself a fug to lay, BiGuy makes out with boys and girls, and Blondie makes out with a pantry full of food. God Bless America.

Inside voice.

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Here we are at the end of Styl’d’s season, and it’s entire run. Can you believe it? Me neither. It’s cheesy, nonsensical, and unintentionally hilarious. I thought that would mean a hit, but apparently young idiots with dreams of being cheezy LA trash don’t make shows that people wanna watch.

Scratch that. Poor young idiots with dreams of being cheezy LA trash.

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On this year’s Tournament of Roses Parade, Hannah Storm behaves inappropriately with a puppy and scares children.

Mommy that puppy’s crying!

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It’s the time of year where we celebrate the best and worst of the TV season. Sit back, relax, and join us on our trip down memory lane, won’t you?

HOW CAN WE CHOOOOSE?

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This week on Styl’d, Cody’s a shit face, Janna’s a cry face, Brett’s dirty, Eric’s an evil queen, Gary squeals a lot (with good reason), and Julie has….wait for it…a HEART!!!

I know, right?

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It’s Christmastime! That means there ain’t crap on TV. Actually, scratch that. It means there’s ONLY crap on TV. But there’s no good reason not to watch it!! Enter TVGuide Channel with the story of the year. It’s about how a face like this….

….did this…

Christmas Miracle!!

All I really know about Susan Boyle is that she looks like a fat, unkept Donny Osmand and became an international sensation for singing a Patti LuPone song. Since it’s always been my dream to become an international sensation for singing like Patti LuPone, I thought this might be one biography I should snuggle up with this holiday season. Join me, won’t you?
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This week on Styl’d, Jen almost beats the shit out of Tara. I said almost. As in, almost Emmy worthy. Come on, Styl’d!! MAKE AN EFFORT!!

When Male Pattern Baldness Attacks

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Tonight on Styl’d, Nicole Richie designs male pattern baldness headpieces in honor of our head judge. Awwww!

Jen should sue for copyright infringement.

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Can you believe this season’s ending?!?! It seems like it’s only been running for ten years. Craziness! We open with a big glitter graphic spelling out ONE. LAST. CHANCE. And then they put this pic up.

OK that’s just rude, you guys.

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This week on Styl’d, Gary gets some dream advice:

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Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Elton loses some weight, Donny freaks out on Marie, and Leona Lewis’ nostrils get star treatment.

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Tonight, on the Project Runway Season 6 Finale, bangs lose.

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Tonight on Styl’d, we don’t get to see Tara go apeshit on Julie’s personal belongings. Styl’d, I’m very very dis’pntd in you.

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Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Len makes this face. I cannot stress enough: botox doesn’t make you look younger. Just scarier. STOP IT, AMERICA!

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