Big Brother: Me and Brendon
Tonight, on Big Brother:
Mel Gibson burns down the house and puts the “raped by a pack of n words” curse on the HGs.
OK, so that probably won’t happen, but a boy can cross his fingers. Our lovely Chenbot comes out wearing a blue sheet of some sort, tied hastily so she can open it up quickly and gas BabyBot up during commercials. Kind of the modern version of those long underwear people used to wear in the old days with a buttoned trap door in the back so you could just poop the second you came upon a well dug hole.
It’s called formula, Julez. Keep those things inside.












